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Ken Baumann's avatar

The sex and hunger bit reminds me so strongly of Garth Marenghi.

Quiara Vasquez's avatar

I read it with the cadence of Kronk describing "the poison to kill Kuzco," lmao

KL's avatar

"Blood...blood. Blood, and bits of sick."

Alexander Kaplan's avatar

Holy shit that is spot-on, lol.

Chris Jesu Lee's avatar

"Yogurt cannon" has to be contemptuous trolling

Lasagna's avatar

Ok, serious comment this time: thanks for the review, it was a lot of fun to read.

Why is Frey getting so much attention with this book? I actually read Millions Little Pieces, after the scandal, just because. It was the biggest pile of obvious phony baloney nonsense since Go Ask Alice. His career should have been dead. Bad book, fake biography, Oprah calls for his head. Done.

And that was that. I never heard of him again until now. So what is it about this book that brought him back?

Francis Dylan Waguespack's avatar

I think the only real reason is that he disclosed using AI in his process like over a year before its release, so there’s been a media drumroll based off of a combination of that and also how incredibly insufferable the man is.

Caz Hart's avatar

How did this get picked up by a publisher? How??!!

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Caz Hart's avatar

With 100% negative reviews, readers will keep their wallets in their pockets

Geoffrey G's avatar

Love to see a ripe critical panning! It’s sadly rare in the book world (wherein criticism generally withers year-on-year).

Unset's avatar

"Autofiction is the mode of our times now; maybe he just got in too early."

Had his crappy book been marketed honestly as fiction it would have gone nowhere.

Michael Goodwin Hilton's avatar

This is hilarious. Hard pass on that turkey.

Lasagna's avatar

“ free pinot noir in my hand….”

I was queasily reading about your plans for the evening until this line, but then I threw up in my mouth

Jess Apgar's avatar

"Sometimes after reading one of these diabolical phrases, I’d flip to Frey’s author photo on the dust jacket just to see the sick soul who crafted them, a habit that I can only describe as a kind of psychic self-harm."

Great line. Great review!

Nathan Truzzolino's avatar

Thank you for using the phrase “slop for the piggies”. It’s how I’ve described so many new novels and other media on Netflix and Hulu. Open up wide!

Spencer Goble's avatar

Why do I keeping thinking it’s Louis CK every time I see a photo of this louse

Greg's avatar

What a game it has been to dunk on this hideously written piece of shit by this hideously entitled piece of shit. Excellent work, richly deserved touchoff of a contempt avalanche, and may Frey die screaming when he goes.