Who else writes like this? No one. And that's good, because one is enough. Not too many, not too few, just right. We need one unique author who writes like this; any more and we'd collapse, exhausted. I always look forward to his next piece, spacing them out like workouts. Watch your nads.
This was great. Caleb is one of the best writers on Substack right now.
Thanks, David
Who else writes like this? No one. And that's good, because one is enough. Not too many, not too few, just right. We need one unique author who writes like this; any more and we'd collapse, exhausted. I always look forward to his next piece, spacing them out like workouts. Watch your nads.
Thanks, Jeff. I agree, it’s for the best there’s not more than one of me
This might be the funniest and most entertaining piece of metafiction I’ve read.
Thanks, Morgan
Great story
Love the bolaño feel of the first half. Great original read!
Thanks, Robbie
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